Caffeine Warrior
This here is Caffeine Warrior, my website— a blog, where I make snarky, vulgar, sarcastic, but often introspective and humorous commentaries on life in general. ;) I’d LOVE to generate a HUGE following for this project, so— all my fellow denizens of Tumblr— please, I ask of you all, re-blog this post, and encourage your other followers to do the same… with just a few clickety-clicks, you’ll be helping me reach a wider audience… and, no lie, that’d be super-awesome!
Platypus
It’s a funny fucking word.
You’re supposed to fucking LAUGH.
I hate you…
…which is why I wish you weren’t so hot.
This is the Mad Hatter from the original American McGee’s Alice game. It was my first tattoo back in 2004 at Falling Moon in Moscow, Id. I’ve always been an extreme Alice in Wonderland fanatic, especially the original books, however I really enjoyed this depiction of the Mad Hatter. I got him mainly because he was such a good representation of the chaos I had experienced in my life. The original artist, Norman Felchle, even sent me the key for the symbols in the hat.
Source: fuckyeahtattoos
Every last one…
Everyone keeps moving on with their lives and leaving me behind.
Important question…
Do you jack off to the sound of your own voice?
Don’t get me wrong, I would, too, if the only love *I* ever got came from my self-assertions that I didn’t completely suck as a human being.
I'm a whackjob of a self-made writer with a soft spot for kids, dogs, and cold pizza. I have more caffeine in my veins than I have anything else. I like deep, thought-provoking conversation, and I do my best writing-- and thinking-- by candle-light.
